Jack Rumbertch
If you ever need anyone to talk to, or need to get something
done, Jack is not the man you want to see. He is very forgetful
and is known to do stupid things such as swallow batteries or
eat dirt. Jack is also one of the most annoying people you could
probably ever run into. He is so unbearable he will drive you to
want to kick a kitty, and it take a lot to make you want to kick
a kitty. Unless your name is Duncan, who I assume eats kitties
on a daily basis.