Sarco Tremblade
Sarco is what one would call “anti social.” He
doesn’t like very many people and he doesn’t
understand logarithms, which is okay because
they don’t have any real life applications anyway.
He and his wife, Girl, spend most of their time
doing… well, nothing. Sarco is about as bland as
it gets and also appears to be in a constant state
of grump. Rumors say that he used to be a master
of martial arts but no one can be certain. He has,
however, on occasion been known to bust out some
pretty neat stunts.